I mean, is there any other use for a bumper???

Saw it in person.  Pretty much is everything you described.  Wife is looking forward to the S version toward the end of the year.

I...like it?

They somehow found the exact prick that you would imagine would buy an electric Cadillac.  So they hit the target demographic on the head.

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

No, it doesn’t.

Not mine, but looks good

You’ve put more effort into the appearance than Chevy did.