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I owned a 2011 supercharged Elise for two years and it was absolutely epic. EPIC in the literal sense of the word, as in I would track it, then get out, stumbling and jello-y, and point to it while slurring my words "YOU'RE A WITCH! A FUCKING WITCH!!!" The supercharged Elise warps the space-time continuum. It does

Patrick, I'm sorry, but Michael comes off like such a poseur in that song/video. "Who's bad? I am, since despite the fact that I've been a rich celebrity since I was eight years old, as you can see, I'm wearing a 'street' leather outfit with plenty of zippers! Everyone check out how good this open ventilation shaft

Where the fuck is AMMU-NATION?

Things I wish I thought of: Exhibit A

Christ al-fucking-mighty. A fourteen week foetus? I was expecting at least 25 weeks. FOURTEEN WEEKS? They are going to maintain an essentially dead woman on life support for another six and a half months? dear god.

If he would have opened up my door, I'd beat his ass with the shovel I keep in my trunk. A funny thing about the shovel is that it is a real Russian Spetsnaz shovel.

There is no Camp 13 — they didn't want anyone to feel unlucky to be there.

Here's the new R8:

If he's training to be a Cowboy, shouldn't he only run for a few yards before giving up and doing something less productive?

There's definitely truth to this. I come from a Graphic Design world and people like this freak others out in the agency. People in this industry are usually more relaxed and prefer to have that relaxing atmosphere to be more creative in. There are of course, deadline days and client visit days where you are rushed

2 words: TelePrompTer intern.

WDIV deeply regrets the error, and apologizes sincerely to Mandela (pictured) and his family

Steelers fans will all agree that their greatest nemesis has always been the Browns.

I always suspect that the very rich don't buy cars the way you and I buy them. A normal person looks a several similar cars in their price range and then decides on the best one. I have a feeling a rich person usually just wakes up, happens to see a Huayra in a magazine and says, "I will now have that."

"It's a power plant that needs to haul stolen copper fittings away from a municipal construction site at 3 in the morning"

No, the ability to buy cars... at 50% OFF!!!! For a limited time! It's a bargain at twice the price! Act now!

Golf is not a sport. It's an activity.

...vampy...

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?