Once I saw a couple of white guys with dreads use one of those to have a gourmet experience in the parking lot of an Allman Brothers concert. Unfortunately neither were killed.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

On one hand what he said was incredibly stupid and terrible. On the other I do enjoy” Are you ready for some football” but on the third why do they waste money on flashy intro songs and openings? Do they gain any viewers from it compared to a simple opening graphic and the announcer bringing us in?

I tried to pronounce it in my head like 3 times before giving up.

“Michael Bennett is immature. Meanwhile, I’m using my journalism pedestal to finger wag a professional athlete.”

I’m floored, frankly. I was NOT expecting a sports reporter to evaluate a player’s character based on the player’s relationships with other sports reporters.

Calkins should use his article to launch a mayoral campaign. Few places love white liberal concern trolling more than Seattle.

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

Depending on what it is, exactly, it may not explain why the 31-year-old Ovechkin had his career worst goals per game and second-worst points per game in the regular season.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

They have 22 of them in Vancouver

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

As patriotic of a Dong as you’re gonna see

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

If I’m not mistaken, playing anthems before sporting events started in WWII to double-down on nationalism. Not that it’s likely in the current climate, but a REALLY EASY way to de-politicize sports would be to not play a fucking national anthem before every event.