Burke with the huge 100% Dong Base Percentage last year and thus far this campaign. I got my money on Emma Baccellieri making a statement this year though; she’s a hustler.

Outstanding.

Ahh, spring. The flowers begin to bloom, the birds start to chirp, and massive dongs fly through the air.

More like Chris Long-winded amirite? Look at all those damn tweets!

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

I tried to be mad at the end but really couldn’t. Crazy like this should just be celebrated.

Steelers frantically taking notes on how to score 7 points.

I wonder how many of these were TVs that they were planning on replacing anyway and are staging this for net fame?

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

Drive is good. It’s got a couple bitchin’ scenes in it, Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman make good small-time criminal shit-bags, the music is good, the plot is coherent. What the hell else do you want from a movie called Drive.

There is always a highlight truther.

This is a good song Barry, damn! I never really heard them before but I can definitely dig some good stoner rock.

He murdered tons of people, but because he’s left of center I’m going to defend him!

Life can never be exactly like we want it to be
I can be satisfied just knowing that you love me

Toy Caldwell, founder of The Marshall Tucker Band, joins The Charlie Daniels Band to perform “Can’t You See”.

Rollin’ and Tumblin’ Elmore James

Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.