Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.

Yeah, I think they need to at least consider it, and if they got a combination of immediate major-league help plus some sort of long-term controllable help (i.e., prospects), I’d probably be in favor. It’s tough to give up two controllable years of shut-down reliever, but those are going to be expensive years…

The Mets let him be himself. As long as himself wasn’t a center fielder.

Basketball is a bad sport. I never liked it tbh. Put it in the dumpster where it belongs.

I’m going to bury myself in a deep grave and then arise with all the powers of hell on the 8th.

Wow...seriously? Texas A&M beat out UW with impressive...I say IMPRESSIVE wins against Prairie View A&M, Arkansas, South Carolina, and New Mexico St.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

We are talking about Sabres fans. More likely *Jumps through table at Bill’s tailgate, self-immolates.*

*always

I remember arguing a long while back about Brian Matusz being a better pitching prospect than MadBum. Orioles fandom is painful sometimes

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

A friend of mine told me that a friend of his had said this one band was really good, so we went to see them at the 8x10 in Baltimore, and I was amazed by how awful they were, just this terrible joyless white groove, with an inexplicably self-satisfied front man preening around, and I saw guys in the audience rocking…

I saw Vanilla Ice play a full show for 1,500 deaf kids inside a parking garage.

How far can you punt a football?

It’s not easy to become the most obnoxious team in a division with both the Yankees and Red Sox, but the Blue Jays are certainly trying their hardest. Good for them.

I admit to not really knowing much about Fernandez. I haven’t cared much about baseball since the strike way back when, and the aftermath learning that the home run chase was rigged. So I watch SC highlights in the mornings as I ready for work.

The Pats do it like the rest of us, by golly, with their pants around their ankles, a Ronald McDonald mask on their head, and a little Shania to set the mood.

I have an explanation - Jay Gruden is a shitty head coach who only has a career in NFL coaching because of daddy’s last name.

In a short tournament like this any goalie can get hot and lose to Canada in the final.