Damn, she’s tedious. I’d hate to have a life where my every step is curated. I realize lots of celebrities have to be “on brand” at all times, but she really sticks out to me.

Very interesting, and props to Ms. Weaver for doing all of this. I can’t wait to see the inevitable TV show/Film on Mr. Green and Jack Daniels. 

Let’s string a bunch of these together and start our own country!

That is one ugly-ass building, and apparently vastly outside code, as well! Somebody crowdfund a visit from the McMansion Hell lady! This house deserves a whole section of the website of its own. Or maybe a humorous pamphlet!

Ah yes, body like a backroad.

“Engaging In Comfortably Casual Foreplay To Country Songs” wasn’t as catchy.

good. that shit is bananas.

Blake Shelton doesn’t sing country songs.

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

Welp, so much for separation of church and state. It’s almost as if none of the current Cabinet members has ever read the Constitution or the Federalist Papers or the Declaration of Independence ...

It always cracks me up when celebs say (in an ad) that a random product “fits their busy lifestyle”. How would a different lip balm not fit your busy lifestyle? What does chapstick have to do with busyness?!

So since we care about law and order so much there’s definitely an investigation into who raped her, and that guy is going to be arrested, yes?

That lady judge is a traitor to her gender and all that is good and fair.

Get it Britney. You’re in you’re mid-30's, still up on the stage, shaking your ass. I’m a fat mom in my 30's and I’m eating a 3 Muskateers bar at my desk.

Melania’s response to this was so fucking pathetic with her “when he gets attacked, he’ll hit back 10 times as hard,” BS. Like, Mika Brzezinski reports the news what fucking “attack,” are you talking about? How spineless are you people?

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

Gangs of New York was a terrible, God awful, predictable, bland movie. There I said it.

No, they have to retire too. I will take no more Daniel Day Lewis movies, but only if I never have to see another Tom Cruise very serious action movie trailer.

• Kim and Kanye wore hoodies during their recent vacation in Tokyo, were little-noticed.

Daniel Day-Lewis can go, but he has to take Tom Cruise, Casey Afflek and Adam Sandler with him.