What a weird comment.

lol no

Right?! Hey Katy:

Katy is sooooo fucking thirsty.

What an idiot.

Easy now, calm down, Lindsay, you are fine. One beer a day? Lordy, start worrying when its 12. Beer aint drinking, unless its breakfast.

Daily beer? That is like the Single-A ball version of a drinking problem. You are bush league. Now if you want a drinking problem then I suggest working a campaign. I developed both a love of coffee and whisky while working a governors campaign.

A beer with dinner is a problem? I know that it’s all relative, but I definitely have more than one a day (usually two).

DO NOT PESTER NON-HUGGERS FOR HUGS. STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.

While I’m sure this was awkward, I kind of love that if he didn’t want to hug, he stuck to it. Nobody should have to do that if they don’t want to—that would make a good Seinfeld episode, tho.

I hate being touched by people I don’t know(and people in general tbh) but I don’t mind handshakes.

Im not a hugger either I dont blame his so much for that but he is just so smitten with himself. Jerry is lucky Carson wasnt being an asshole himself the night he did stand up and envited the couch.

So you are saying that this is a situation in which close, affectionate physical contact with someone you don’t know is mandatory?

#TeamNoHugs

I’m Team Jerry on this one, just cause you want does not mean you get

Ambush hugs should be against the law. Personal space, people.

Exactly my thought. Irresponsibly, moronically, stupidly, we can go on and on with adverbs to describe that they just didn’t fucking think it through. But “knowingly” is wrong, especially combined with the next statement “then filled that area with human beings” as if there was direct intent.

I bet the Family Research Council would love to have him back but they know even they can’t get away with a child molester on the payroll

I became less self-conscious around strangers and near-strangers once I realized how self-involved most people arel. They aren’t thinking about us! They are at least half-distracted by something else going on, or are living in the past, or have their mind on their next move. Unless we do something really remarkable,…

I have short, thick legs that exercise and lipo haven’t cured. If anything, working out has only made my calves bigger. I’m all about this song. Leg acceptance is hard when all you see are thin, long legs in the media.