I know I'm getting older because these days, Corny Dad Obama= hottest Obama
I know I'm getting older because these days, Corny Dad Obama= hottest Obama
"OMG Daaaaaad. I can't even."
Imagine the texts later...
Did he do the sign of the cross over the turkey? LOL I'm confused.
And if he did forfeit his royalties you'd up the ante and demand he cut off his left nut in shame, right?
Hey there! Welcome to the world of bourbon. I work at a distillery and this is what I tell everyone I meet:
Um, I know they're all flyover states to you, but Ferguson is in Missouri.
I've heard she's...
Rachel — a beautiful, fun, hot mess of an American Apparel wet dream who would regularly take naps on the banquette at Table 30 mid-service.
You are specifically speaking about "new, hot, young" wives. Not just wives in general. Also you were not saying "all none-murders" you specifically said "a run of the mill nondescript dude." So you are saying that run of the mill nondescript dudes all deserve new hot young wives because a murder ended up with a young…
Your numerous comments reveal why you can't "get a girl." You're a creep. And a misogynist. And kind of a racist. And, yeah, a whiner.
So essentially you're saying that you're bitter that the kind of women who would be interested in Charles Manson are not interested in you. Gotcha.
Judging by your comments here, your days of being an asshole are, in fact, not long behind you.
I have to admit, I kind of feel better about myself after hearing about this. I may not be the best parent, but at least my 3.5 year old son hasn't run off with Charles Manson. I must be doing something right.
It doesn't suck for run of the mill, nondescript dudes, so long as they're willing to "settle" for run of the mill, nondescript girls. Unfortunately, they all feel entitled to the hot young ones. Even this one. Sure they'd complain that she was batshit insane, but they wouldn't let her go. Until her hotness faded,…
Your #NiceGuy tears nourishes me, please keep going.
What I've read/been told by self defense professionals is that most women probably shouldn't fight once they are physically in someone's (a stranger's*) hands UNLESS they are trying to move you into a vehicle- the chances of coming out of it alive once you've been put in a car and moved are so slim that I've been told…
I mean, from what I've read lots of experts on sex crimes actually recommend that you not fight back because it can be the difference between being raped or being raped and murdered. I've always told myself that if I'm ever being raped I'll fight back in hopes of getting injured so it will be harder for the rapist to…
Ugh. Okay, so I can see how a lot of men—men who haven't been sexually assaulted or raped, that is—could be confused about this on a surface level. A lot of victims of rape don't fight the way, say, a victim of attempted murder would. So they see the victim as somehow complicit with their abuse, since they're not…
Does "I was abused as a child" feel like "I can't be racist, I have a black friend" to anyone else here?