All I got from that video is that he really, really likes the color orange and that he might not know what a platypus is.

My problem is this isn't endemic of Jezzie. I'm sure you and I could go find thousands if not tens of thousands of websites that look at the world through their set of personal filters. Fox and MSNBC do this on a grand scale. If we delved into any political websites such as Townhall or Daily Kos it would be…

The guy who "needs" his legs spread is the guy who doesn't give a shit if his leg is touching yours inappropriately. Also, his arm is spread across the backrest. It feels like I'm on a date that I never wanted.

I hope so. Its just that I am a therapist and I think largely a very empathetic person, but I can't understand the waste of time this behavior represents and how it feeds someone internally.

The biggest part I'm calling bullshit on is that he has a girlfriend.

I read this in Stefon's voice.

I know, men have suffered too many years of indignity! It's time for them to take a stand!! Their salaries are much lower, the history books are just FULL of female accomplishments, no one knows about Albert Einstein but everyone talks about Rosalind Franklin, and I always hear "You throw like a BOY!" shouted in a…

Women have always worked. Anyone who thinks women going to work was a thing invented by second wave feminism is completely ignorant of history.

These people could care less if a fetus is brought to delivery or not. They are busybodies who have found a cause to attach to that allows them to be both self-righteous and vile.

I've had a lovely sriracha bread pudding with homemade ice cream. I can even stretch my imagination to a non-abomination sriracha ice cream. (maybe). But, i've just seen people pour fucking sriracha on shitty vanilla ice cream. It's like everyone I know is constantly losing lunchroom bets with an invisible middle…

Ugh, you are AWFUL, capslock AWFUL. You're calling what I said harmful? It's shits like you who give Jezebel a bad name, and exactly why I make fun of Jezebel. God, stop taking yourself so fucking seriously. Oh and "hardened to petrified wood (freudian slip, huh?) after 17 years of internet discussion." You're…

Except for the 70 folks who believe she's right. This is an absurd amount of money to spend on a dog who has apparently been surviving just fine without soothsayers and surveillance cams.

Sriracha doesn't even taste like anything. It just tastes like spice. Sriracha is the worst of all hot sauce and hot sauce-adjacent products.

I really think you're reading things into what the OP said that she didn't say, mean, or even imply.

Or to those of us who live paycheck to paycheck and *our* beloved pet gets to where the vet bill is going to be more than $100 or so, we have to put them to sleep because we can afford either the mortgage payment or to treat our pet ... that is as much as my husband makes in a year plus what little I get in disability…

Don't waste your time arguing with these fanatical asshats. What you said was valid. Most of us can afford to help at least little, yet we still provide ourselves affordable and accessible daily luxuries, things above our basic needs. That's true. But someone who can afford to spend $35,000 searching for a pet she…

Except that it doesn't. While you might be tempted to dismiss my seemingly "semantic" argument about the non-interchangeability of the terms "(STD) protection" and "contraception," the sheer fact that you attempted to use them so speaks to your ignorance about the matter as a whole. I s'pose it's entertaining to watch…

Contraceptives don't protect you against STDs, so unless the one you're using is a condom, they would in fact be 0% effective.

Who the fuck educated you? What the hell has contraception to do with the prevention of STD's?