Maybe it's because I grew up a hick kid and watched two deer a year get butchered (and even helped in it) but the idea of paying $150 to watch somebody kill a chicken* makes me laugh, too.

But yes, the irony of PETA-esque groups going to factory farms to show people how meat is killed only to have these Pease dumbfuck…

Get ready for the storm of people who can't tell the difference between thinking something inside your head and actually making arrangements with potential kidnappers and staking out the victim and her house.

Are you kidding? Of course he was let go, he literally did nothing. You can't put people in jail for having creepy online fantasy lives.

Well, I'm off to write personalized thank you notes to every guy I've ever dated, because, sure, some of them were selfish or stupid or controlling or still in love with their exes, but at least not a single one of them was a sisterfucker. And, for that, I am grateful.

I'm guessing the goal of these mass sterilizations of women is ethics in Indian journalism.

You should look into surgically removing the silver spoon that's lodged up your ass. You're an idiot.

I feel like any behaviour I exhibit, no matter how well-meaning, is fodder for ridicule.

RIGHT? I am not even a cat person and I would be prepared for this type of reaction. The title of this piece should be "People Who Apparently Have No Idea How Cats Even Work Somehow Have Seventeen Cats And Manage To Lose One On A Trip Because They Are Cat-Not-Understanding Fuckwits."

I have mentioned this before in a thread on pet names, but it bears repeating that my parents had a friend with a giant grumpy-faced grey persian named YASSER ARACAT.

I think they were stopping off before moving out to Israel, no? What should they do with the cats?

Um. So...you live with 31 cats, I'm thus assuming you've lived with a Significant Number Of Cats for quite some time, yes? And did you bring 17 cats with you to this hotel loose in the car, and just kind of shoo them into the room, waving your hands about and making "tch tch" noises? No? You brought them via some…

This is gonna be long, so leaves me gray if you'd like … and I almost don't want to bring this up because I know it's anecdotal, but my brother did a total of about 18 months for nonviolent offenses that were related to drugs. When he got out the first time he relapsed quickly and was picked back up for a theft charge…

It seems like an incredibly first-world view of the illness that the big consequence is re-starting her wedding plans. There's a lot of people in West Africa who got Ebola who are never making wedding plans from scratch.

LOL brides. Literally nothing is more important than their coronation day.

Bald eagles are far from endangered. They are listed as least concern. Where I live there are tons of bald eagles. Once you've seen dozens of them scavenging a the dump or hundreds eating rotting salmon you realize that they are really just vultures with good PR.

According to the Vatican, beaver is a fish.

Then eat all the beaver you want.

"No comment."

Lucky for the kid he's white.