Aw. I want a job towel-drying baby otters. How is the otter sector of the economy doing? Is anyone hiring?

Make a withdrawal from the multibillion dollar endowment? Use some of her and other student's (overpriced) tuition dollars? Anything but what they did?

I am actually a little troubled that it only costs about $17 to clean a mattress. Seems cheap and not clean enough somehow.

Since "PeopleAreTheWorstAnimals" is in the business of dismissing comments that call out their bullshit, anti-woman tripe, I guess I'll just start my own thread. Here's what I was originally responding to:

This explains a lot about her wardrobe issues. Clearly, she was not made for clothes. Look at her ! Wowie Zowie! For reals!

I hate that I know this but Kris was anti-OJ after the killings, as she was close with Nicole.

Except her face.

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

This app would obviously be for the iPad

I apologize for us lunatic Americans. It's either politics or the Real Housewives. It's all we have.

Cat on the left looks lika Laura Prepon.

The thing is that I wouldn't be having this conversation if Jezebel hadn't covered the damned thing with two posts (that I've seen). Has it really garnered that much attention?

Dear All People,

I've got to hand it to her, when I try stuff like that on I look in the mirror and tear it immediately off in embarrassment. I love it because she has the ego and confidence to wear it on the red carpet. I could use more of that fuck 'em tude.

More like SMUGshot, right you guys?

That's it. I'm done with the fucking news. I am breaking up with the news right fucking now. It's not me, it's you, news.

AB 1516, drafted up by Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez, a Democrat, would be the first of its kind.