He hasn’t caught shit from fans for at least 7-8 years. I forgave him about a decade ago, but recently have begun hating him again for being so self-righteous about his privacy, while still giving statements through his lawyer. He’s like an “anonymous” donor.

Inspired by the gesture, a Cubs fan sent Chris Christie a double order of nachos.

And the hypocritical Evangelicals love him.

Hitting on women? He follows (or he did up ‘til Friday evening) a gay porn performer named Blake Mitchell on Twitter, make of that what you will.

ETA: But you didn’t hear any of this from me. *Sips tea like Tea Lizard*

I think it’ll be good. Clooney’s a great director and the Coen Brothers have yet to let me down.