Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Been there brotha. I tried for two years with my girl, but she always claimed the ass is sin.

She looks just like my wife when I approach her mouth with a little stick.

At least this innocent young man is getting his good name back.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

Maybe I'm being too nitpicky here. Maybe I don't know anything about car design. Hell, I'd rather have a car with a good set of buttons and a workable radio than a screen and an infotainment system, but that's not the way things are going.