Every gal should learn how to handle a stick.

I was hoping for one last kick in the nuts.

I was surprised to kind this hilarious and I can't stand Kanja Wast.

All that is needed is to make human life the moral standard of value and religion can please quietly go away.

The word "female" doesn't bother me but one of my pet peeves is the almost universal use of the word "gentleman" by cops and reporters to describe men known to have committed horrendous crimes.

Defenders on every NFL team agree that there is no defense for Beast Mode.

David Hooks was white and did all these things but, on a tip from a tweaking car thief, cops came in the dark of night to break down his door and murder him for the fun of it.

I like the big triangle over the Donald's mouth. Can we put an even bigger triangle over that thing on his head?

I just ordered the biggest bundle for about $65. Amazon has it in stock at this time.

I just ordered the biggest bundle for about $65. Amazon has it in stock at this time.

Back in the 70s my Quantitative Methods prof said that anyone who hasn't read "How to Lie With Statistics" by Darrell Huff isn't educated. The unschooled are easily fooled.

Everyone in the NFL office and all ESPN football commentators must have lost their collective minds to spend so much time on such an absurd story. I can't even watch ESPN without being totally disgusted. I am not a Patriots fan but I am a fan of common sense.

Russell, you are in trouble. God is playing QB for the Patriots.

Just one of the many reasons why Ray Guy is a hall-of-famer.

He was probably just drunk in a bathtub.

John Elway, I wish you all the worst.

It's all over for the Broncos. Manning paid off by reaching the Superbowl last year but now it's time to move on. Peyton should do the right thing and announce retirement. All things must pass.

You can never expect our "justice" system to be sane. Laws are made by politicians catering to the lowest common denominator. None of these people care whether or not they ruin a teen's life.

Jerry Jones bought the refs.

Where do they hide the intelligent ones?

Now we know why the Gators ran for over 400 against Georgia. Who wants to tackle shitty RBs?