Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Trudeau taught drama at a private high school. If he was a halfway decent drama teacher (and by most reports he was a rather good teacher) he can handle Trump’s bullshit no problem.

Oh completely. And if you look at him, you can see the muscles in his hand stand out as he yanks back against Trump. He’s not giving a damn inch.

Did you see how Trudeau was gritting his teeth when they shook hands? He hates Trump.

I mean, Trump clearly hasn’t learn any new business advice since the 1970s. There’s a reason his businesses constantly fail.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

Yeah at least Trudeau can go back to Canada.

To be fair, we all wish that

I’m Canadian (Montreal). From my perspective, he’s more centre than left. I think he’s good, but he could be better.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

This is so deliciously good.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

A friend of mine displays a bumper sticker with a photo of Lincoln and the words “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.”

And another one to keep in mind. Think about this in your next theological conversation.

That explains “Eleanor”