Did you watch John Oliver last night???

What is infuriating is this fuckwit makes enough money on gap-tooth conspiracy theorists that he can afford to go to Hawaii. 

Professional troll Alex Jones “ran into” old friends, publicity masters Spencer and Heidi Pratt, while on vacation in Hawaii recently

I can’t see how this sale eludes the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Either The Mooch gets overpaid by the Chinese (for access), or he doesn’t get approved for the White House job and the Chinese drop their offer by $10 or 15 million, which would prove the same corrupt intention of the sale.

Neither Trump’s attention nor a supply of drugs lasts very long (and the more you crave them, the faster they’re gone - in both cases)

It’s almost enough to wish that he does get to sell their hedge fund to the Chinese. So many choices... Maybe he sells, she gets half (she’s also co-founder, I believe,) then gets to keep hers, while his is confiscated as part of his corruption conviction.

I think my head would have exploded. Never happened to me in 25 years.

My favorite thing was when Lizza revealed that he had, of course, taped the conversation since that is Journalism 101, Scaramucci tried to float the idea that that was illegal wiretapping.

Fortunately for her, he has to sell his business to keep his job.

Q: How surprised should we be that Trump has hired a Director of Communications who: 1. has no idea how “off-the-record” works; 2. thinks he can get a reporter to divulge sources by threatening to fire his own staff; 3. doesn’t understand that a document with the title of Public Disclosure can be disclosed to the…

His treatment of his newborn son is the true condemning act in my opinion. Even if your ex is a true demon, you have a newborn son in IC. Even highly narcissitic, sexist men often care (as much as abusive sociopaths can care) for their male children as reflections of themselves ...that 50% dna for example.

I like to imagine myself being Ryan Lizza. Like that call - how many of those are you going to get in your career? And you can’t be giddy or flabbergasted. You just have to hold it together somehow. That’s like journalist Christmas.

Of course he did. Why would he waste time on a little non-event like the birth of his child when he could have a front-row seat to an aspiring fascist dictator indoctrinate children?

That baby needs to get out of the NICU, pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a goddamn job! #nofreeloadingbabies

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

I can’t even imagine the real story here. The poor woman.

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”