Oh, he has no power. Besides, he’s done and dismissed.

Rational me: you’re over thinking it, that’s definitely not intentional.

There have been so many people saying they’ve kept having dreams of alternate universes where everything is fine that I’m seriously beginning to consider the idea that greenhouse gases have caused us to mass-hallucinate.

Because if you were, you would feel no pain. And we all know we’re feeling pain.

Reporters cannot ask him multipart questions, it makes it WAY too easy to dodge. I can’t imagine how tempting it is to ask a whole litany of questions in your one turn but the fact that he could sidestep the question about whether his staff had contact with Russia is unacceptable.

This train wreck confirmed it for me: The immediate future is going to be as bad if not worse than we’ve all been imagining.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

It’s stress, too. For the first time in his life, he’s being held accountable for the crap he says and does.

yeah, more like a 95 year old.

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

Reminds me of when Trump’s brain was transplanted into the body of Bill the Cat on Bloom County

I’m surprised it wasn’t rebranded as “The Trump White House” because we all know how much he loves slapping his name on everything he can get his hands on.

But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

that’s why he used a do not enter sign. it’s all right there.

Apparently this morning he sent a tweet asking if we were in Nazi Germany! This is a perfect answer. Quick, somebody post a screen shot!

Oh, prominently displaying the White House he doesn’t want to live in. Cool.

Is it normal for each new president to create a new logo? Or is Trump just obsessed with getting rid of anything associated with the black guy?