Dry cleaning the train on that thing will be a challenge.

On his way out of Washington D.C., Brotman stabbed two Secret Service agents sent by Trump to kill him; carved his legacy into the National Archives and made his way to serve his true president.

Never understood the half-windsor. Why bother if you’re just gonna half-ass it?!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

On the upside, that tie is on point. Trump’s probably jealous.

I highly doubt they meant he wanted to be there to support Trump but that he is one of the few people eager to participate in the event despite the fact that it was for Trump. Because he feels an attachment to the spirit of the inauguration.

This is a good analogy, not just for this situation but about many of the ways in which Trump is transitioning into power. Tyrion, Jaime & Tywin all rued the fact that their idiot sister and Joffrey dismissed Selmy because they knew he “lent whoever he served honor”. In an inauguration where the President has…

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

Nice to see Trump making the difficult decisions that come with the Presidency look easy. He’s already improving morale!

Right! The sense of purpose is one of the main drivers that keep people alive, that, and great friends. (Its been studied.) 

Yeah - I mean, I’m sure he wasn’t a supporter of each president whose parade he participated in, but clearly this is where he feels his identity lies, in America’s story.

Trump is going to SAVE healthcare. Didn’t you hear? He’s going to take Obamacare and call it Trumpcare, and everyone in Pensatucky is going to be so healthy. Healthiest coal miners you’ll ever see!

Joan Collins has single-handedly kept the Dynasty/80's fashion alive and kicking all these years. Bless her. May she never die. And may she also return to any reboot as the matriarch of whatever family there is.

Just wait until the 70-100 year old set realize they can’t pay for healthcare

My winner.

False alarm

Christian Siriano annoyed the shit out of me on his season, but I like him now. (That season was ages ago, so I think part of it is that he’s just grown up.) He really puts his money where his mouth is when it comes to dressing a diverse crop of women.

Can we talk about how Siriano is slaying it when it comes to curvy diva dresses?! I need one in my life.

Very pretty. Love a dress-cape.