Goddammit, as soon as I hit publish I knew I’d spelled it like the fish, but my lunch break was ending and I had to GO.

Sigh. Fuck 2016 with a rusty stump auger.

I read Penny’s memoir a while back and immediately thought of it when Carrie died. I highly recommend it. Full of ugly and laughing tears. It reminds me of Carries “Wishful Drinking” when she went through the Hollywood family tree. Everyone in Hollywood is related or connected by scandal/relationships. Seems like…

I’d like for your statement to be untrue because it sounds so incredibly anti-woman. However, my life experience confirms it for me. My bestie and I have never been into the same guys and we’re going on 25 years strong.

Ugh, the sound of awkward silence.

We’ve always said it’s because we never liked the same drugs or men

Your friend in drugs who sticks around after the drugs is a goddamn friend, indeed.

Later that evening, when the pair “finally staggered back into Paul [Simon’s] apartment,” Marshall remembered that she was supposed to be on a date with Art Garfunkel.

The image of Shaq and Salmon Rushdie making chitchat while waiting for the valet is pretty damn surreal.

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

This ad is amazing.

That’s such a good ad. If you don’t look at the sources, or don’t get why those sources being critical of him is a positive thing, you are probably not going to like his show.

Nobody embraces deprecation better.

you need more stars. this is the only comment that matters

And your joke was brilliantly executed. Beautiful kinja. The people who should get it will get it.

I thought calling himself “The British Millhouse” was spot on self-deptrication

You don’t have to pretend you’re kidding. He pretty much admits this about himself.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

John Oliver IRL*

If Bill O’Reilly hates you you have to be doing something right.