Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

I’m having difficulty understanding Margaret Cho’s perspective here. It sounds like Tilda was up front about the issues, expressed her desire to do something about it and sought advice from someone who is in a good position to provide it. And Cho’s responses were thoughtful and measured as well. Not sure what got lost…

Ha! Actually, this isn’t necessarily aimed at you, I’m sorry if I sound snotty. I’ve just read so many articles or tweets online today and I was starting to feel like, fittingly, a stroppy teen.

hmm. if i’m scolding anyone, though i don’t think i’d use that word, i’m scolding the patriarchy for being suckas

I’ve read a few articles/tweets like this today.

The story people were spreading on here was that Rudy fell asleep during a meeting, and Trump crossed his name off the list. Poor Rudy, it’s not easy for him to be out in the hours of daylight.

I always look for excuses to share my pictures, too. This is from Kruger National Park.

So sorry. For what it’s worth from a stranger, sending support and Internet hugs. Make sure to get out of the room and get yourself a coffee and a candy bar here and there and a few minutes to breathe.

Same. I feel like a Kurt Vonnegut character who he described as a “malfunctioning machine”.

Excuse to share my giraffe picture from when I was in South Africa in May. I will say that other than this guy, I only saw 2 other giraffes the entire trip.

I have not looked at the internet for the past 24 hours or so. I’m sitting in an ICU watching my mother slip away, breath by breath. We are essentially on death watch. So finally, I pull out my laptop in a futile effort to distract myself and this is the first thing I see. GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL, WORLD. I am so sick…

I am feeling the same way. I rage cried alone the other night in the shower. I feel like I’m malfunctioning.

I never liked em, and then my son picked them as his favorite animal. Now I love those goofy bastards.

Every day I go to bed angry, and wake up angrier.

What kind of psycho shoots a giraffe?

And president-elect baboon’s son recently killed one and posed for a picture with its dead body because he was proud of it.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

Completely missed flying in to Marseilles and just assumed it was Portugal because of the hilly stone streets (which I am now realizing could very well be many other places in Europe). Good, because I want to be annoyed as much as possible by that story line so I'm glad I now have another reason! I'm getting married…

But they show him flying into the Marseilles airport at the end. But maybe I missed a scene after that where he goes to Portugal?