I’m so pumped for the debates—my poor dog is in for a lot of scary jumping up and down and yelling at the TV.

I hate it when I cannot think “allowed.”

This. Yes. True.

No, only when there is what is called a “fee-shifting statute” (a statute/law that specifically provides for it) OR when a judge deems (usually upon motion by the prevailing atty) that the suit is frivolous or otherwise inappropriate (this is relatively rare and usually a last resort after a judge has instructed the…

Sometimes it can’t be helped...when I’ve been on hold for over an hour and I HAVE to pee I will not feel bad for taking my phone to the bathroom. But, emergencies only.

FACT: The more food stamps you amass the more indigent you are

ACME olive oil

For sure, that is always a tough struggle...how zealous do you have to be to be fulfilling your sworn obligation to zealously represent a client (in most states)?

I just hope they don’t stop making the cans because they’re perfect for boozy blender drinks.

Wow. He has garnered the support of the illusive racist, blind guy voting bloc...success guaranteed.

I did enjoy Lindsey’s visit with Trevor Noah on the Daily Show earlier this election cycle...

Very Song of Fire and Ice of you...I think “craven” appears at least twice in every chapter (all 1 million of them).

But look at those tiny hands!

I guess Proactiv will be getting some extra mileage out of her this week (I seem to remember her doing commercials for them and talking about her skin issues). She is looking great!

This! I always forget how big a role bigotry plays across Europe today despite obvious indicators like, oh, the news...

Oh yes, my aesthetician will ask questions like “wow, do you run a lot?” I don’t. But I’ll gladly lead her to assume that I’m super athletic with super athletic feet rather than admit to the truth.

The bananas get me every time...mushy and they get annihilated by the serving spoon.