Except you know, people choose to go to a paint and sip but not a work camp in Siberia. But other than that totes the same.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I used to comment regularly on Jezebel for years (under a different name) and stopped because of the feeling the author describes when someone she assumed would be an ally made her feel unwelcome.

you useless cunts know why.

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

NO. None of that is cool whatsoever, NO FUCKING WAY. You stand your ground, lady, and if your groom backs you up totally and warns them and doesn’t play the game when the time comes for the cake, you know you’ve got yourself a good one.

It is such an aggressive tradition. I just don’t get it. (I told my husband: No…

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.

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Hey Baby, I kinda hate ya.

TOO. SOON.

Damn. What I have learned is that red lipstick looks kick ass on everyone except me.

Read that as “pit of Cheetos,” was very excited for a second TBH.

People never talk about that, do they? Even if you are absolutely making the right decision and the relationship is rock solid, it is a HUGE deal to get married. I was 100% certain about my marriage but I was terrified in the hour leading up to the ceremony. Surely most everyone is nervous — but when do you ever hear…

"The ocean is hungry."

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

Strep on a MotherF*cking Plane

yeah, I once had a pair of those loose fit boyfriend jeans

I don't understand why the reporter didn't have a recording device. Seems like that's standard practice now for a lot of journalists. We had to get one once we got into J school.

If Kendall Jenner says she loves her dad, check it twice!