I think they sell those at Menard's too! One stop shop.

Wight Lives Matter?

I want to know where the Night King/army of the dead got those heavy duty chains to haul the dragon corpse out of the water. They went to Menard's?

I’m going to be that annoying person and say once again that I am so over the “will they bone or won’t they?” discussion with Daenerys and Jon. Why are people so excited for this? Ugh.

I also get annoyed at the whole wanting Tormund to get with Brienne thing. So far she seems completely disinterested and borderline…

"Domald Tromp's Ass is Haunted by the Handsome Ghost of His Incriminating Tax Returns"

I was just coming here to post about Chuck Tingle. These are *almost* as good as "Anally Yours, the Unicorn Sailor" and "Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"

I can't even keep up with them, they're rolling in so fast.

I feel like he's kind of like Edgar from Men in Black.

So young and innocent.

GOD I AM JUST SO FUCKING SICK OF ALL THIS WINNING I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

The AV Club headline for this is glorious:

Oh I gotcha, I wasn't really making fun of his birthplace specifically per se, I live in Indiana and my whole family comes from Michigan/Illinois/Indiana, I just think he seems like he would have fit in with a bunch of my racist family members really well who proudly call themselves hicks/hillbillies. I have nothing…

"Oh yeah, I still can’t believe you haven’t seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?

Is this a pee joke?

Tremendous!

Fair point. He was technically born in Ohio, does that count? Or should I just call him a hick? That's more all encompassing I suppose. Anyway, fuck him.

There's another one. I'd rather have a monument to the woman who knocked his hillbilly ass off his horse during Little Bighorn: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

I saw some shithead in a CNN comment section today sniping at people who want the Confederate monuments removed because "Why don't we tear down the Stonewall Inn then since it's named after Stonewall Jackson?" Literally no proof it was named after Stonewall Jackson whatsoever because it 100% was NOT, but these people…

I would pitch in for this.

That sounds good to me.