I am so goddamned sick of Bernie Sanders, and I voted for him in the primaries (which I now regret), and my parents had been following him in the Senate for 10 years. So fucking over his populist bullshit and his absolutely terrible, ignorant, tone-deaf fanbase. When he had that completely worthless dick measuring…

One of my best friends in the world is a huge movie nut like I am, and one of the moments that solidified our friendship is when he told me that the first 3 DVDs he ever bought when DVDs became a thing were Jaws, Deep Blue Sea, and...I can’t even remember the third one, because I was laughing too hard at him being…

Yes.

Pet Sounds and Wild Honey are tied for me. And I am in complete agreement about Sgt Peppers.

Rocks, wasps' nests, same difference. And by that I mean they're clearly both super safe and beneficial and obviously not insane things to stick in an orifice.

Yeah this is kooky but I can still put wasps' nest in my vagina, right? Guys?

Yes, clearly, the all-powerful and all-knowing Chris Matthews is the be-all end-all of every single news item ever.

Don't forget the whole "They hate gay people" thing, too. They love that.

"A QUOTE BIG DEAL"

I forgot to throw in THIS IS JUST A NOTHINGBURGER.

Could have also used some talk about "globalism" and "national sovereignty" as well. I'll do better next time.

*Killary, Shitlery, Hitlery

I'll fill in - Hillary should be in prison for treason and for covering up all those murders, Obama is the worst president we ever had and should also be in prison, this is all a witch hunt dreamed up by liberal snowflakes, stop crying and get over it, we have 8 years of Trump.

Right? If you try to ask them anything like that they just call you a snowflake and talk about Hillary and Obama. It’s like they’re literally following a script, it’s so predictable.

Hey! Sup? I still go up there all the time to see my family/friends, but I’m in Indy now (still a Hoosier).

OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE.

Don't worry everyone, the commenters on C-Span know what's really going on - Comey is lying under oath because he's part of the NWO, and if he didn't Hillary Clinton would have him murdered, and also why isn't she in prison for treason, and Obama needs to be locked up as well. They all seem perfectly sane.

Oh yeah, I see that one too, all the time.

These people latch onto a phrase they hear some asshole on Fox News say and then proceed to parrot it back in every news comment section on the internet because they think it makes them sound smart and informed. The one I caught the other day after the Paris Climate debacle was “it’s about national sovereignty”. I was…

I don’t care what anyone says, I love her. Live Through This is probably my all time favorite album, and I’m always going to defend her; even though I know she’s done some shitty/over the top things, I swear nobody would care about half of them and call her “crazy” if she was a man. Oh yeah, and the “Courtney killed…