This fills me with such gleeful delight. I hope she cried.

I agree. Dude was smart and funny as hell. Whenever I see one of the older roasts I'm like "Damn, what a loss".

Side note but I totally miss Greg Giraldo offending the shit out of everyone at the Comedy Central roasts.

She's in bed with Big Pizza. Paid pizza speeches.

I laugh every time he uses it because his delivery is perfect every time.

"I think Bob should join the Ku Klux Klan. And that's not because he's racist. He's not racist, it's just that he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head on account of his face."

Norm's set at the Bob Saget roast remains one of my all-time favorite comedy bits ever. "You're a fucking dog face. How could you not get that?"

Benghazi, uranium, Killary, Parkinson's, Podesta, rigged, Clinton body count…what did I miss? I'm trying to get a bingo.

Agreed 100%. I’m always annoyed every time there’s some scene in movie/TV of a character tripping because it’s never, ever accurate. I’m always like THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN.

I had a couple of questions while I watched:

I love gin and when I read the story about the Bombay Sapphire I went "WOMP WOMP" out loud because I thought the same thing. Who tattled?!

He's my favorite too, just consistently hilarious.

I burst out laughing when Jared had the line about Gavin throwing the sloth down the stairs, accompanied by his wide eyed expression of fear/apprehension.

You mean you're not familiar with his band, "Capitol Offense"?

I was hoping I could find out where she got those shirts.

I thought I was the only one who wanted to burst into tears every time the android said "I can help!" I kept being like WHY IS THIS SAD TO ME.

I just really like that he describes himself as "Former AR Gov, Bass Guitarist".

I like how succinct this is.

She also blamed herself, though, in addition to other factors. I also don’t see anywhere that she’s not accepting the results of the election. She knows she lost. That is the result. Just because someone personally thinks there were reasons for a loss doesn’t mean she’s not accepting it.

Please explain how we dodged a bullet. I need to know.