YEAH WELL MAYBE IF HE DIDN’T WANT TO DIE IN PRISON HE SHOULDN’T HAVE COMMITTED THOSE CRIMES.

Oh you mean “Diaper Don”, as he was known in college? I’m sure it was probably him.

Just trying to decide which face she should wear today!

I watched this earlier, amazing. “The apple doesn’t fall far from the orange”.

I fucking hate her guts. Worthless trash. I would have only enjoyed this more if she had burst into tears and ugly cried in front of everyone, but that would never happen because I’m pretty certain she’s a robot.

The (fairly) recent episode of How Did This Get Made with her and Gillian Jacobs discussing the movie Body Parts was goddamn delightful. I love them both.

“Adorable.”

My boyfriend and I kept being like "Why is Tony a 40 year old greaser from the Outsiders?"

Yeah, but they’re poor/sluts/not white so fuck em.

They’re just jealous.

This is EXACTLY what they think, and I know this because I see so goddamn many comments that are this statement almost word for word on local news facebook pages (I’m in Indiana). “I raised my daughter RIGHT and taught her to have PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY so she would never be in this situation in the first place!” GET…

I wish more people understood this. I constantly see people being like “YEAH BUT WHERE’S THE PROOF?!” as if the American people should be privy to all of the classified and private information that investigators use when building a case at all times. And not even just with the Russia stuff, with ANYTHING. “Well I…

I still laugh my ass off every time I watch the Playa Hater’s Ball.

Okay yeah but is he playing the Easter bunny this year or what?

I assumed it was because, like you said, she's the only one who would fit in with that crowd. Like hanging out with the popular girl at school.

Apparently the same one where a reality show host can be elected president of the United States and the Cubs can win the World Series.

I’ve never seen this one before and now I’m throwing up at my computer. Not really but that is repulsive.

He looks pickled, but with pieces falling off. Like those photos of Rasputin's dick in a jar.

I actually went “HA HA MISTAKENLY” out loud after reading the article title to my boyfriend earlier.

Oh, without a doubt. 100%.