Rapist Jimmy Pesto Jr

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Decimation is in the eye of the beholder. At least 62 million Trump voters look at this as an attack by the biased liberal media on a good conservative woman who made a mistake and admitted it.

I mean, let’s be honest, any network that invites her on or agrees to have her on does so with the explicit hope that she’ll lie on air and they can gain clicks by calling her out on it.

She has always been a champion of raising awareness for bullshit. Bullshit gets a bad rap in the media and it hasn’t been covered as much as it should have.

That’s code for; “I might not completely agree with him, but thank God he’s doing something about all these brown people. at least I’ll be replaced by an American Robot, not a Mexican one.”

What say you, cheerleaders?

The emergency button they are talking about is not for the toilet itself. It’s like a nurse’s call button:

This is important. What does the emergency button do? Hopefully it just shuts down and doesn’t like start a siren.

Under the new guidelines, future Japanese bidet toilets will use eight symbols corresponding to eight basic operations: “lid opening/closing,” “seat opening/closing,” “flushing (large),” “flushing (small),” “anus cleaning,” “vulva cleaning,” “drying” and “stop.”

Yep. Mother Jones ran this story in October (minus the Golden Showers part) and the story was ignored.

Mother Jones has been covering this since October.

A very cynical part of me feels that this would only have increased Trump’s popularity among his base.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

I watched him on the news last night. He never said he didn’t kill her or he loved his sister how could anyone think he would do that. He asked the rhetorical question, “where’s the proof?”As if to say, I know you don’t have anything on me, which is typically what a smug criminal who thinks they’ve outsmarted…

You’d think he’d better at not doing it then.

Let’s hope we come up with a different solution to this problem than we did for 9/11.

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See, I don’t like that it’s the shape of his head, because unless people came and inspected my boobs really closely they wouldn’t be able to read the words and so they might think I just liked him...

I don’t want to wear that face on my boobs, on my ass is different story . fart noise