Is spelling it kayo’d a thing that we’re doing now? I thought it was always KO’d

After enough Jäger aren’t all hookups costumed hookups?

You can dabble. A slice of taco. A slice of Mac and cheese. A slice of old faithful meat lovers.

God damnit. You guys are going to make me try Dominoes for the first time in forever under the assumption they’re somehow no longer a mixture of dip spit and gym teacher ass sweat for this many people to be hyping them up.

I enjoy how he’s only known because he took a knee, then in a plot twist refuses to get on his knees when he needs to.

“Turd Ferguson”. Ah. I see Billy Haisley has changed his name to be more reflective of his writing.

My biggest fear is Deadspin hiring Billy Haisley again.

It’s a stupid joke to be sure, but I feel even dumber for not even thinking of the joke.

I want your lawyer

If my co worker knocks me out, I’m not going to be working there anymore. I’m taking my embarrassment to another widget company.

Or they fired him because he’s ofer his last 10 in potential series clinching wins and winning a World Series is the slim chance to be able to keep Bryce.

Admittedly I have not read the comments so I apologize if some one beat me to it, but holy shit “Fly The Pennant” is fantastic.

Their burgers are the fire emoji. Their fries are the shit emoji.

Yes. Can we do karate in the garage?

That’s a very redeeming comment. This whole time I thought you were a twat. Now I see you’re a swell guy.

Because they’re trained professionals. You’re talking about paying not watch Joe Blow potentially get beat up by a guy that bare minimum 51% of the population will agree is a cunt. Hence the surprise from me.

I never said I’d win. He wouldn’t be the first person to beat me. But I’m honored that you’d put up two weeks of your pay to watch me get beat up and we’ve never even had an interaction. I’d like to think that if you knew me you’d double that amount.

Then he couldn’t do his faux posturing. He’s #1 on my list of athletes I’d like to get in a bar fight with. No contest.

You know it’s Monday right? Too much work to piece that together this early lol.

You win. I don’t get the reference and google is looking at me like I’m an idiot.