Lackey is the biggest fake tough guy in baseball.

This is fantastic

That’s what I was waiting for as well. Don’t talk about inside sources and then not spill the detes.

The “game” still wasn’t as bad as this video.

My 3 yr old listens to “You’re Welcome” and the Shiny Crab song EVERY night after story time before bed and it took me longer than I’d like to admit to connect the dots.

Because the shiny things on his shell draw fish to him because “fish like shiny things” and fish are so “very very dumb”. It allows him to eat massive amounts of fish. Plus you can’t get into and rule the realm of monsters being a regular crab, silly.

Being blind sure doesn’t help though

Maybe he played Showdown and was writing out a team? I don’t know how old he is but that could be a decent team depending on what year the Caminetti and Cliff Floyd cards are.

A joke so nice, you posted it twice.

Kreayshawn is bae for real

What did he do to Leake? Because Leake had a no trade clause he had to waive and only signed here because of how much money they were giving him when he wanted to be in Arizona.

My favorite part is the :35 mark when the guy puts his jersey back on to make it easier to identify him for fines and what not. If they fine players there. Idfk

Minus Ecs and B Ry it could have been if they wouldn’t have thrown cock shots to Papi every at bat. B Ry was so damn slick with a glove. Majestic to watch. Skip is a good ass dude. Kozma eats ass tho.

Man dad has the biggest man crush on Mark Whitten. Every year at the winter warm up I hear “Hard Hittin Mark Whitten”. So now I like to fuck with him and tell him how much more valuable Brendan Ryan is to a team because of his defense even tho he couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Oh I completely agree now that I’m not 6 lol

Just in case you wanted some affirmation of your excellent choice Delino was cool as hell. Lived at my dads work when I was a kid and he was always laughing and nice as could be.

Loved Ron Gant. Wondering how that team with him, Lankford, Brian Jordan, Royce Clayton ext didn’t win a WS makes you realize how little kids know.

Brad Thompson. Back in the days of playing a Rivalry on The Show with your buddies as kids. I disliked Izzy (no real reason there either) so I made BT my closer and they couldn’t touch him. He’s on ESPN Radio here now in St. Louis and has done nothing but confirm I was right. The man is a national treasure.

At least the fun police are still out patrolling and writing fun citations today.

I bet it was real hard to find a picture of him throwing a hissy fit.