I ran the audio through the Google Translate app, got a rough translation:

Get a Piece of Pisces.

Luxembourg is sending 15 military tents. And two pistols. I have no idea where they got the second pistol from. 

I remember when Patrick told me that you’d be taking over this unit. I thought that the entire site would become a dumpster fire.

HAHAHAAHAHAH! Now that’s a new one on me!

Do you mind if I borrow that from time to time?

Yeah to ‘blame’ the Trump fiasco on the Boomers is wrong. There were plenty of imbeciles who voted for that turd. I fart in their general direction constantly...

“Eat my clam!” just doesn’t make the same impact. 

Fozzie Bear’s Studebaker.

Columbo’s Peugeot 403. It was such a non-threatening car for such a non-threatening detective. Caused the criminals to let their guard around him because they didn’t take him seriously.

Uncle Buck’s car...

1974 Dodge Monaco in Blues Brothers

Steve Urkel and his Isetta

I was always under the impression that the name was for Light Utility Vehicle.

Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me that you were making a joke, All Things Considered, you are On Point. This has been some good Car Talk.

I can’t believe I didn’t think about Camissa’s Hagerty reviews. They’re great. The most recent one about the Lamborghini Miura was excellent.

#FireLouisDeJoy

Yeah all of those shows are just infomercials.  Last time I watched Stacy David’s “GEARZ” he might as well just shill Cornwall Tools the whole time.

Its “Jessica” by the Allman Brothers.

Have you seen the latest “cast members” on Moonshiners?  At least the originals *looked* like hillbillies, but now half of them look like models.

‘well, you’re absolutely right, we know nothing about bobsledding. But we know a lot about winning, which apparently you don’t.’