That’s why we need federal legalization of marijuana. If I can’t get drunk on a plane, at least let me get really, really, stoned. 

No vehicle is safe when the person behind the wheel is an utter muttonhead.

I’ve driven I-94 between Chicago and Minneapolis more times than I can even count, and I always dreaded the stretch between The Dells and Eau Claire in the winter time. It would get incredibly sketchy, and Wisconsin didn’t do a great job of plowing/salting there. I’m not surprised that this happened on that particular…

Since no one died, some leniency to the trucker should be in order.

Not sure if they still sell these after the buyout:

It's sad you want your mom to spend Christmas with someone else.

Lot lizard.

A bag of weed?

I just want to say, holy SHIT I love reading Jalopnik on the weekends again. Your race coverage and other race-related articles are fantastic. I hope you(and David and Andrew) stick around!

Neutral: GM Honda Partnership:

Pikes peak is one of the best events in the world. I just wish the coverage was better.

Yup. Don Knotts. First guy I think of when the subject of pickups comes up.

Nothing in racing right now gives me more pleasure than watching Corey Lajoie’s Trump livery crash.

Ah yes, only the finest educational establishments advertise their grifts on the hood of NASCAR.

Don’t forget the cocaines.  THE COCAINES!

I think Ford restyled the Granada with the single rectangular headlights just for the sake of having a car with single rectangular headlights, which were newly legal in the US in 1977. Probably the same reason the Pontiac Ventura became the Phoenix.

Ooh baby (ooh baby)

And were those three people smiling the whole time the grass grew?  There’s more weed involved than we know about.

Brother Jakub’s in the back, sweet Zara’s in the front

Watkins Glen is probably my favorite race of the year to watch! So much action and a lot of close finishes. Plus the curb hopping! Probably explains why I am my best at Watkins Glen in Forza, I just really like that track!