They look like oversized Monopoly pieces

We got to ride in the pickup bed (with cap). It, too, was stuffed with blankets and toys and snacks. It was great.

If you’re a registered sex offender in South Carolina do they make you live on Potato House Road?

Well, based on that info, I have concluded that we need to ban tribal tattoos and Chevy Colorados.

Pretty much ever since some Bostonians threw some tea into a harbor. It’s just rapidly accelerated in the last 50 years.

THIS. It almost never loads the first time anymore. Has anyone been working to improve Kinja since new owners took over? Because comments are almost impossible to use on mobile these days. I rarely get them to properly load.

“Executives are confident that the worst may be over amid the coronavirus outbreak...”

1st. Gear:  Good.  This generation of trucks is so awful looking, across all brands.  The previous gen ones were much better looking.  A bunch of people at work picked this year to get new chevy trucks and I am so disgusted with the newest update.  Unfortunately, we will have to look at them for years now... 

I'm all about shag carpeting, gravity bongs, 8-track tapes and Gandalf painted on an old Econoline. 

“WARNING: Danger to magneto!!!”

Danger to flywheel magneto. 

Hector is going to be running 3 Model T’s with SVT engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry’s, and he ordered 3 Winfield Updraft carbs, with NOS. And a Hunt 16-valve cylinder head.

oh, that’s gooooood

“Trembler coils just kicked in, yo!”

I try to keep a few on deck so when people start a conversation in the elevator, I let out a long, cheeky fart.

Thirteen

By chance, I did find a new gardener. He seems a simple fellow but still quite dapper. 

Jeez. I’m right around Alpharetta and Milton, and often (pedal) bike to Avalon now that school is closed. Being 15 years and 7 months old is really making me impatient to drive. However, this site, as well as my ingenious idea to stick a bike engine into a go kart we were making in engineering class, have really…