...if i had a million dollars...

A K-car: a nice Reliant automobile!

I’m disappointed that one of the options isn’t not ordering the Chevette. That’s the one I’d choose.

You could attach another Chevette to the air filter, right?

This is the core Vette experience you need!

Must have been a Citroen.

Thank u I hope your guillotine is sharp an you get a nice breakfast at Shoney’s first. 

Went to cars and coffee at work in my tuned WRX and it was all hardly-driven Hellcats, 350GTs, and 911s. Had someone come up to me and ask me “what makes this so special” in a tone that indicates they REALLY don’t think it should be there, and then walk away as I started to tell them.

Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?

My favorite McCahillism is when he described then-new balloon tires as installed on the 1950 Studebaker as “freakish bloobs of glub”. 

Damn, I have to pay $10 for a year of Automobile. I read Robert Cumberford’s design analysis, Jamie Kitman’s column, zip through the rest, and it’s in the recycling bin in maybe an hour.

Tom McCahill..He was the Golden Age...

I’m still on the lookout for old copies of Modern Shitbox, particularly the one with their all-division 1982 J-Car shootout.

Pardon me, do they have any Grey Poupon?

I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen Harris look and sound legitimately intimidated by a car.

Best automatic? 727 Torqueflite. Should be in every car in my opinion. All cars would be better with 3 speeds.

Cause this is what happened with my glass Miata window on the track...you better believe my next one was plastic. Also, over time the top will start to unseal from the heavy glass window anyway. Also easier to wear the zipper out. I liked my glass window more for sure but I don’t think they’re really that much more…

Anytime I hear the word Simca, I think of Latka’s wife.

The cars are arranged like members of a Christian rock band posing for an album cover shoot.

Proposed plural nouns for Simcas: