White people be cray.

The fuck?

You go, Jason!

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It’s been done before.

And banged your dad.

When I see these old ads, my mind always goes right to the thought that the lady on the hood is like 75 now. 

um, wow, ok, this is definitely a tasteless ad.  Aapparently Ginette is NOT the best a man can get.

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks:

This may not be the worst thing seen on the road between David Tracy’s house and Moab.

Go fuck yourself. 

Why the fuck you you scar us like that. This may be worse than the time I caught an Alabama couple making out on my car

I’m all for the police version with a 28mph top speed coming to America.

Actually I am not all knowing either. In Canada, the model was sold as the “Impala” with no SS. My mistake also.

If it was a 95 Impala, then it was an SS. The options were either the Caprice,9C1 or the Impala SS.

Not sure all those thousands of employees losing their jobs are laughing at your ‘joke.’ 

Leaping walls in a single bound.

You’re forgetting -- all the Mexican cars are super hopped up and high performance and capable of outrunning anything we have.