We’re stuck with MARTA here in Atlanta and it still doesn’t go very far. I grew up in Minneapolis and they had a great bus system. Maybe I’m biased ‘cause my grandpa was a bus driver.

“And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus, leaving Levon far behind” - Bernie Taupin

I worked on mechanical computers many years ago. Adding two single digit numbers that produce a carry to the tens position using 13 bent pieces of metal and nine springs is truly mind boggling.

I think public transportation in most cities is intentionally bad to keep us buying automobiles.

One downside to working for a publicly traded company, and I did for 30 years, is that it’s all about the shareholders, and the employees and the customers can go pound sand.

Reverse: Someone else may have already pointed this out but the precursors to the Hells Angels were known as the Boozefighters

That is definitely better than mine!

Trump is to administration what Mozart is to cross country skiing!

Six. Next question?

Republicans have gotten great mileage (pun intended) over the years misrepresenting Democrats.

Maybe you’re thinking of Railroad Earth? (which is a great band IMHO)

Guy walks into an auto parts store and tells the counterman “I’d like a set of wiper blades for my Yugo”. Counterman thinks about it for a minute, then says, “OK - sounds like a fair trade to me”.

Those names kinda suq

$30-50,000 for these? Some days I regret being no longer able to afford a new vehicle, then something like this comes along and cures me. Thank you for this article!

He’s just happy to see you.

Star for “whoopee ding”.

My 1991 Chevy pickup had rear only ABS and I believe it was a new feature for that year.

Apparently I’m one of the six people reading this - I totally agree.

How does that convert to furlongs per fortnight squared?