I believe that implicitly since I are one. I sadly know what we’re capable of.

Once again we turn to the master....

Nice looking Buick!

“Seamless anticipation?”. That’s when your boner rips all the stitches out of the crotch seams of your pants. Which does not apply to Lexus but there’s your answer.

I remember when gasoline was 19 cents for a hatful

“...and back.” Now that’s funny right there...

I own fully one third (three) of the Vehicles That Show The World You Haven’t Made It. 2001 Impala. 2006 Colorado. 2016 Colorado. Who has the other six?

My youngest kid has one and lets me drive it / track day it. Close enough!

“Spark” and “hydrogen” in the same sentence? Well played!

Back in the 70's one of my fellow shipmates used to brag about his Camaro with the 327 shortblock back in Texas. We never called him on it.

Lotsa lube/ no foreplay!

Me too....Dahlonega as well. Howdy, neighbor!

I think the last Prez who truly understood the auto industry was Millard Fillmore

Those three little fire extinguishers on the front of that truck make me feel much safer

Why don’t they just save a lot of time and trouble and run the computer these are rendered on into an iceberg and sink it?

Best questionnaire ever...

They left off the classic question: “Do you salivate at the sight of mittens?”

In the audio business, folks either love or hate Bose gear. Count on it.

And, lest we forget, a week before he died, Abraham Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before he died, John F. Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe. For you young folks, that joke is older than the findings of The Warren Commission (which was also a bad joke).