At least she wasn’t on her cell phone..

This Dolt wants a Bolt! Can be serviced at your local Chevy dealer, you say? How fortuitous!

Where is the 1962 Kid Rock Edition?

If only we could see the other way through the computer screen...

Volvo “Lets you” do something? I don’t need permission from any of my vehicles for shit.

Don’t know if there’s a connection (but I suspect there is) but this country started its downhill slide about the time the F-150 became the best-selling pickup. Just been my experience - your mileage may vary.

I was using gesture control long before there was a screen. The results were almost as good as with a screen.

Yes - that is somewhere between a dichotomy and an oxymoron, if the new Privacy Policy allows me to say that, like I’m gonna read it - sheesh!

In lighter news:

The next planet I’m in line for is Splagnak in the constellation Farnsworth - 8675309. How ‘bout you?

Another little known fact: Arrow marketing brochure: “Arrow - For When You Can’t Quite Afford a Volare”

Little known fact: Arrows sold in the middle east had fez-level ventilation as standard equipment.

Thought this was supposed to be about race cars “according to the title” - there sure are some strange “race cars” mentioned in the comments. IAW, an entire box of Fruit Loops (minus the box) under the rear (rugrat) seat of ‘79 Corolla Station Wagon (rugrat mobile). Those Fruit Loops really killed the lap times in the…

Awaiting water sports joke - came away disappointed.

You make a compelling point. This looks like a North Georgia mobile emergency meth lab but the background terrain not quite right.

The word “euphemism” does not belong on a car site.

How much did you pay for those mountains? Never mind - however much it was you got a good deal.

Man, all the times I’ve been to Florida and never got to see one of the residents drive their porches. How else would you drive a porch but slowly?

Caption of the year?

References describe “Morrokide” as Pontiac’s “Top-grade” vinyl upholstery. Long forgotten is their “Bottom-grade” vinyl, “Lessakide”.