Okay, I see you’re trolling now. Graduation rates, whether they are for high schools of universities are not “under 50%.” And if you seriously think that we’d pay for that stupid fucking wall with seized remittances, you are insane.

I will never get tired of this. Never.

I think it’s more about keeping our own heads on straight. Having been in relationships that were gaslight-y, one of the most basic things you can do is remind yourself that yes, what you are experiencing is real and no, it’s not okay.

I think we all need to come together and viciously antagonize him about Bannon being the puppet master and brains behind the office. He will get annoyed at this narrative and it will cause a rift with Bannon and he will be pushed out. This man responds poorly to being antagonized. If we do it enough, he will retaliate…

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

It’s better for my mental health if I just accept that feces are everywhere and move on with my life.

My mom, who is 77, recently came to my house for Christmas (I hosted the whole family) and showed up with a gallon of white vinegar and a box of baking soda for all the cleaning.

Regarding pillows, nah. Do you launder your mattress? Your sofa? Same issues with those.

I cried yesterday (for the first time in a long time) when I read about the protesters organising a protective, respectful circle around the Muslims and handing over their signs for evening prayer.

I was a young mom, teetering on addiction before I got pregnant, had untreated postpartum depression, and went full blown addict after my son’s dad and I split up. Trust me, it’s a fusion genre that nobody wants to hear.

Vacations to Sears are the saddest vacations.

That gif!!!

TWINS

Nah, she totally looks like she’s arching her back and had a lot of pizza to eat that day. Totally fake.

I love a good lurid druggie memoir. Sometimes they take me to depths where I’ve been myself, most of the time they take me to depths where I’d never go... call it a tepid kind of self-reinforcement. The lurid bits are entertaining, but I’m more interested in the set of conditions that brought them to the drug in the…

Fuck Orin Hatch. Fuck him right in the ear. Motherfucker has been obstructing for 40 fucking years. He’s a raving hypocrite. Maybe this is the beginning of the dissolution of this country, and maybe the beginning of us splitting apart and self-selecting where to live and how to govern. Who the fuck needs the right…

New mom think pieces - UGH! It’s either “I never had a reason for living until now. There is no greater experience in life than giving birth to life. I am now whole.” Or “This is so tough, guys. It’s really hard. You think you might be tired, but you’ve never actually been tired unless you’ve had a baby.” Childless…

haha. sorry.

Duckman, the cartoon that ran on USA in the mid-90s, had an episode with the premise that the cure for cancer had been discovered long ago, but the medical establishment and pharmaceutical companies were suppressing it because cancer makes them so much money.