Is Dippin’ Dots just another thing of which I am supposed to have heard (but do not know)?

This collection is...not pretty. I literally cannot think of a single person on whom this would be flattering, including this model.

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

Don’t try to shame me, asshole. I have 85k in loans and before you start talking shit, the reason I’m fucked is bc I took care of my grandma for 10 years and couldn’t work to my earning potential. Then when I finally said that I can’t afford to be underemployed and went to work m my mom and brother pulled a fast one…

I thought about that afterwards. At the time I wasn’t thinking very clearly. We were also on a fairly residential street without a lot of people around, so I tried to get somewhere with more people around fast.

A man followed me off the bus today and I’m still really upset about it :[ I was heading home, but once I realized what he was doing, I went to a coffee shop around the corner for an hour and a half. I went home afterwards and luckily he didn’t hang around waiting for me or anything. Sometimes I forget that just being…

Instant bliss. Just add sunbeam or cozy fire.

I want the nickname “Baghdad Bob Spicer” to catch on.

Come on, you have to post the picture with that!

GUYS IM HOME WITH MY DOG FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A YEAR AND SHE WONT LEAVE MY LAP AND IM CRYING

I also have to make a special post for 80 year old Rose Riter of Huntington, WV, who made me promise to spread her picture, with her name and hometown, on any social media I use because she wanted to embarrass her children.

Guys, I’m so proud of everyone who marched today. Please share any thoughts, photos, or experiences so I can fully express my gratitude.

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

Yep. The parade route was completely barren. Full of empty bleachers. That one must have stung for him.

I personally loved the leap from “there is NO way of knowing how many people were there.” to “There were the most people from any inauguration ever.”

I love that CNN elected not to cover this live—they tweeted that they’d “monitor it” for anything significant and then cut over if it warranted. And since then they’ve been fact-checking everything Spicer said.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

We knew he would be completely full of shit. But there isn’t even any art to this! To be so BLATANT with the lies is just insane. You don’t even have to use “strategically cropped” photos to tell. The DC Metro was posting comparison numbers between Obama inaugurations, Trump’s sad fail, and today’s amazing March.…

“This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period”

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in…