Aw, that poor kitty.

A lot of animal shelters provide not only low cost veterinary services but many also have a pet food bank similar to a human food bank, for those who need a little help to keep their pets. Might be worth calling around to see if anything like that is available in your area.

I know this is not the correct place, but update on Last Night’s Apartment Cat. Apparently, the cat came with my apartment. The neighbor I thought it belonged to informed me that the people who lived in the unit before me left cat behind and she’s been feeding it. Sooooo. I have a new cat that I can’t afford right now…

Considering that this dig is aimed at a man who used the non-word “unpresidented” in a tweet, I find the inaccurate Google translation highly appropriate.

Blue Ivy: The Great Unifier

I found my dream midcentury modern sofa and it is now mine. I’m so goddamn stoked.

That kid can’t get out of her own way. Her court review which was supposed to be just that is now going to be another Probation Violation hearing because she decided to sneak out on NYE and got caught. She added to her issues by getting into a nasty confrontation with people on New Year’s Day which ended with a visit…

Had a busy day - took the car for a service appointment, went on a bike ride for the first time in probably a decade, and also groomed the shit out of Amy.

“I kept thinking, How could I be a more perfect victim,” Taylor said throughout my time with her. “I was sober, dressed in sweatpants, sleeping in my locked apartment on the third floor with my daughter, not on Tinder or OkCupid, not dating or married … and still wasn’t believed.”

“If there’s a true stranger rape, a random guy picks up a stranger off the street, those are the troubling ones. That person has, like, no moral standards.”

“that person has, like, no moral standards”

Come on ladies it’s not that hard! Just remember the scales:

Certainly one of the best. However, the hands-on liberal activism of Eleanor Roosevelt has never been matched. Not even by any of the presidents.

But god forbid precious, precious Baron have his schedule disturbed. As a NY’er, I get to foot the bill for his security too!

I am really stunned at the actions they’ve taken. Not only are they callous, they are incredibly short-sighted. While some of the ambassadorships are appointed positions given to megadonors, others are filled by career diplomats who have nothing but the US’s best interests in mind. This is a slap in the face to…

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

This seems like an excellent moment to talk about how much I love The Crown. It fills that “lightly-trashy-but-classy costume drama about rich British people” hole that Downton Abbey left in my life.

A literal welfare queen.

Queen Elizabeth managed to get out of 2016 alive. She’s tough enough that she doesn’t need any help from God.