in the parlance of conservatives is a “pro-family” group, has a long history of anti-LGTBQ political activity

Yellow brand cats are the best. I am sure that cat would make it just fine in Florida. The cat just doesn’t want to go to Florida because Florida.

This is my fat cat WHO LIVES IN FLORIDA and does just fine. So does Matt Duffy really care about Skeeter, or is he just looking to get a dog?

My big orange cat does very well in Tampa Bay.

Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

That baby had more sense than anyone else in the room. Can’t blame the kid for not wanting to hear this guy speak anymore.

Trump v Obama is like Goofus v Gallant

“I love Hispanics. I love Hispanics,” Trump said to the audience. “Actually, I was kidding, you can get those Mexicans out of here.”

I think it would have ended with my husband, and just my husband walking down the street. Because I only signed up to take care of the baby I gave birth to.

I think the problem here is that you’re assuming a train of thought. What we’ve got in this case is more like a... footmobile of thought.

In fairness, most of them actually have a train of thought to start with, though, and aren't just free associating words until they run out of breath.

Thanks strawman. Who said that?

I cannot even imagine my reaction had my husband tried to tell me that. But it would end with him walking the baby down the gd street because fuck that nonsense.

Aside from everything else that’s wrong with this, this is why nobody should enter politics at the level of a presidential campaign. Anybody who’s served even half a term on Podunk City Council knows how to tactfully ignore a baby crying during their stump speech without losing their train of thought.

“I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park,” Trump said in a 2005 interview with Howard Stern. “Marla used to say, ‘I can’t believe you’re not walking Tiffany down the street,’ you know in a…

That’s one patriotic baby.

With all the screaming, crying and incoherent whining in that room, how did anyone notice the infant that wasn’t the one on stage?

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”

Back in the old days, that baby would have been taken out on a stretcher, folks.