fitzwilliam is way more cumberbatch than firth

omg, the amazing weeping tangerine. jeezus that's good. also the rest of your comment

ghostboobs! where are ya been?

fucking gaslighting. that shit is manipulative passive-aggressive bullshit.

hahahahaha. ha. nothing is blocked at my place of employment. no techie filters of any kind. they just fill your workspace with 7-year-olds, and BAM! can't even read a work-related email in privacy.

i will lunge for beautiful flowers, no shame.

i know this isn't supposed to be the main takeaway here, but: yay, "rose for emily" reference! incomprehensible chronology! indentation on the pillow! and the long grey strand of hair!

i do not believe she was unaware.

when i see your posts i always think, "the gaysian? more like yaysian!" good work, as always

i think by "dildo" the confessor meant "butt plug," which could fit into a small saucepan

dishwashers do not disinfect, unless industrial

no!!! dishwasher does not boil, unless you're in an industrial kitchen.

love those chicks at babeland! and yes, boil for backdoor toys.

unfortunately tiny ass

thank you! it's always been a crowd pleaser for me, even my least sexy friend asks for it. the hard part is finding the jam.

i was an uninsured american when i chopped off a finger in brazil. free emergency surgery by hand surgeon. daily visits to very fancy private hospital where a doctor would change dressings and look for ocean-related infection. that doc even called my in-laws a week after i returned home to see if i was ok.

the salmonella diet

also, clicking this link eventually lead me to a nytimes article about martha's recent court appearance in the contract dispute between macy's and j.c. penny's over who could sell martha-branded products.

ever since i learned her fitted sheet folding technique, i have been happier. martha knows some things

i thought the arby's tweet was shady, as in, jameis winston was getting his just desserts on the football field.