Burneko’s Twitter feed is, how do kids say it? Alight with a lot of exciting commentary.

These are the shoes that students at private high schools are allowed to wear on Casual Fridays.

They look downright sporty to me.

Air Seinfelds

Reminds me, the New Balance 408, part of the pedophile starter kit.

“Heck. I’ll squeeze into a pair.”

What a time to be alive.

“Make America great again!”

As a Portland fan, this was just too much. That first air ball three he shot was just so exciting. It gave me fleeting hope that he wasn’t going to be ready for this game. I was just hoping against all hope that he was back too soon and that we could make this a three game series. I told my roommate before overtime…

Thank you Steph Curry for clearing out the stench from that Raptors-Heat game. You can’t convince me that those two games were the same sport.