LEAVE MICKEY ROARK ALONE.

Two dudes at the same time.

“hapless stormtrooper who gets bullied into turning off the force field,”

::Pants slide off with a slide-whistle sound effect::

They’re like the bumper cars of the ocean!

The new series of books includes I Am a Droid, I Am a Jedi, I Am a Pilot, I Am a Sith, and I Am a Princess (not pictured)

I know... right. THAT was the line.

She did not “ resurrect Misty. Misty resurrected herself, she was the witch with the power of resurgence.

MOARDETAILS

Queenie can’t resurrect herself. She can send the “hurt” to other living things... When she was stabbed she tried to send it to March, but because he;s a ghost it had nowhere to go and she died... and with it any interest I had in AHS.

Actually yellow cab would kick us out all the time. They would refuse to drive us where we wanted to go...

Having lived here for 15 years... I remember the days when you would call for a Yellow Cab, get a busy signal for 20 minutes, then when you got connected you would get a quote to expect the cab in 45 minutes... and then wait in the freezing cold for the cab NOT TO SHOW UP - then repeat the whole process.

Oh sweetie, your sarcasm seems to be broken.

SHE’ S COT A CAPE!

GURL... is that from the Balmain X H&M collaboration?!

Would it be racist & sexist for a brown queer man, to do “I Morphed Myself Into Basic White Women To Raise Awareness Of Their Secluded Ideologies”

“Hugh Dancy and Aaron Paul”....

Harry Potter and Percy Jackson both subverted the “Chosen One” narrative.

Wait... Bill Cosby is Muslim?

Dear Chubby White Man,