LEAVE MICKEY ROARK ALONE.

::Pants slide off with a slide-whistle sound effect::

They’re like the bumper cars of the ocean!

SHE’ S COT A CAPE!

GURL... is that from the Balmain X H&M collaboration?!

Would it be racist & sexist for a brown queer man, to do “I Morphed Myself Into Basic White Women To Raise Awareness Of Their Secluded Ideologies”

Wait... Bill Cosby is Muslim?

Dear Chubby White Man,

Yes. Chubby white man, please tell me about how these other chubby white men aren’t really threats.