Her name is Lemon Pepper, obvs.

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

Let’s be honest, we all just want No Mercy on the Nintendo Switch. Give me that, and I shall give the money.

When I was a college freshman, i bought a shirt that said “They told me I could grow up to become anything, so I became an asshole.”

I dunno man... Samoa Joe has looked dominant and all, but when it comes to giving the people what they want, I’ve got my money on the new challenger, Thin Mint Joe.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

Having a literal housing shortage in an entirely virtual environment is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard.

Most days you pray everything you read online is satire.

Is there any way you guys at [whatever gawker is now] can make it so blurred out handjobs aren’t shown on the FUCKING “YOU MAY LIKE” SIDEBAR.

He’s going to Miami, bank on it. The man is a GLORY BOY who will follow the glitz and glamour to South Beach.

I’m still waiting for, “You do realize this is fake, right?”

*stamps WHO WATCHES THIS off Commentariat Bingo Card*

I think they’re doing a better job with concussions now, or at least with their diagnosis and treatment for them. There are still way too many high spots for concussions to be mitigated to any real degree.

I stayed at an Amish hotel.

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Yes.

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.