The only “gun grabbers” are the mass shooters, grabbing theirs.

The position with the most assholes?

Self-censorship is neither difficult nor painful, it’s about knowing your audience. At school around students, I can easily stifle myself even when I’ve smashed my toe. In a place like this page where “FUCKITY-FUCKING FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” won’t raise an eyebrow, I might use it.

Being a decent person and having a good reputation pays off in the long run. You may not financially profit by having a hundred people who love you, but at least half of them will come help you if you’re in trouble. Jerks get hung out to dry, and sometimes help isn’t about money (e.g. organ donation).

Despite the shortage of bench players due to expanding bullpens, MLB teams are still quicker than NFL or NHL teams at removing injured players from games. That’s a positive.

Simone Biles’s first tweet was disparagingly labelled “cryptic”. What exactly is “cryptic” about not wanting to be harassed during a period of mourning?

It’s too late for the poor guy. But my advice to others is get a bicycle instead. The brakes are better and you have better vision and visibility. Do you want to be “cool”, or do you want to live?

“Bootleg”? You’re making the assumption that the cheap stuff and stuff from juul are different products. It’s more likely they’re the same poison, one with a higher markup.

Brilliant. Put all the pressure of a close toed shoe onto the four small toes. Yeah, that will be comfortable for about ten minutes, then they’ll take them off under the table. Cripes, I’ve worn ballet boots that were probably more comfortable to wear than those.

Quality of life matters. For some Transgender people, happiness is more important than a higher risk of cancer.  Leave it to individual choice.

Ch-appalling’s “performance” is the second worst of the year.

Studies on left handedness have shown that it’s not a result of just one gene, but a combination of forty different genes. It’s well within reason to assume the same of sexual attractions.

Anti-vax fanatics: “I’d rather see my kids die at home than live with an inoculation mark!”

Of course it’s one of the few places that sells stuff off the rack that can fit some bigger women (not all, but many).  Is Uniqlo going to be the last one standing?

It used to be just for 12 year olds. This was the news story that put me off football permanently.

I know all about the lack of sleep. Sometimes the brain just won’t shut off. The worst times can be when there’s nothing - you’re in the dark with no stimulus and no ability to concentrate, you’re just stuck with jumbled thoughts going a mile a minute. Three to five hours of sleep a night is common, or even less. I’m…

Some women who participate in crimes blur the line between participant and victim (e.g. Karla Homolka). But others were quite willing to take part in abuse and murder: Allison Mack, Cindy Hendy (the Toy Box Killer’s crimes).

Some hockey players (and most soccer players) will test and expand the limits of what they can get away with in embellishing penalty calls. NBA players will test how far they can travel without getting called (e.g. Jordan = 6 steps). But again, that’s players trying to stretch the rules, affect officials and gain an…

The two biggest issues are price gouging and boring games. Unless they are forced to stop killing the golden goose, the owners will happily kill and gut it. Boring games absolutely are related to homeruns and strikeouts, and the solution is larger strike zones.

I have heard so many idiots talking tough over the years, saying stupid shit like, “I played high school football in the 1970s! Man up!” Armchair quarterbacks played against 180 pound defensive linemen who ran a 20 second hundred metres, and pretend that it compares to being hit by a 300 pound lineman running 40…