I think you are greatly over estimating the bathing that occurs south of the Mason-Dixon line.

I hate to break it to you:

You’re right. Bulls over Tune Squad in six.

That Baltimore would rank under Pittsburgh in this list is an affront to everything I know to be right and true.

Oh, shit, I thought it was talking about the act of “biological sex,” and I was totally confused.

Yeah, I mean, that’s what I was feeling. I can understand how “biological gender” could be offensive, but as far as “biological sex” is concerned, that one is pretty grounded in terms of being scientifically relevant. I mean, if you think your doctor is being oppressive when they’re asking you what your biological sex…

Are we not going to talk about the tweet at the beginning?

Who says USC isn’t an elite educational institution?????

I’m willing to bet that Pauly Shore is probably not a good representative of “white men”.

Rubbin’s Racin’

These are always on my list (in no particular order):

The fact that one of them is dead-eyed Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson is FAR AND AWAY my favorite part of the rumor. Like, do you think Trump knows? Knew when he hired her? Is asking her about it RIGHT NOW? Will someone ask her about it when she does a hit on CNN? Did she wear the bullet necklace the whole time?…

woah, woah, hold on. This is THE anti-semetic slander. Like, the all-timer, by a wide, wide, margin. Like, the 2000 year one.

Pretty amazing that it’s now possible for the Warriors to break the Bulls’ single-season wins record and still finish as a #2 seed behind San Antonio. This can happen if the Spurs win out and the Warriors’ 3 losses all happen to the Spurs.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

We’ve given our Anglo-Indian sons Indian names. Even after people hear their very Indian first names they will quiz on their ethnicity because you just can’t tell looking at them. They have dark olive toned skin that tans easily, dark brown hair that will get red highlights during the summer and dark brown eyes. They…

As someone with a caucasian/Indian nephew I apologize on behalf of the weirdness I can imagine you face. For what it’s worth I believe it’s a ham handed attempt at finding something in common with you rather than trying to make you into something you’re not. My own parents and grandparents have been guilty of it but…

This all day. It seems that I am not visibly identifiable as either of my two races and I feel a great deal of resentment for what I percieve to be either suspicion or hesitation on the part of non-mixed members of both my races in embracing or accepting me as “one of their own”. It hurts.