Fuck I miss Fairuza Balk.

Funny how “We were just reflecting reality” is a defense for not casting PoC but when they’re telling the story of real life PoC like with 21 it’s expecting too much to have those Asian-Americans be played by Asian actors.

I hate this “making me side with Megyn Kelly” thing she’s managing to pull off.

Christ. 35 carat diamond ring valued at greater than 7 million USD. At least new hubby knows no one does excess like Mariah

Theres a huge population of extremely talented Mormon dancers. Mormons always dominate So You Think You Can Dance. When you’re not off gettin drunk and/or watching TV, you apparently have a lot of time to hone your craft

I have never been a mother, but I am an outstanding auntie and whenever I hear a baby crying, I’m all, “Bring me that baby!” Because I think I’m like the ultimate Baby Whisperer.

I just wanted to respond to this to share that my daughter believes, and I mean truly believes, that it is called “Panda Bear Express” and refuses to refer to it as anything else.

That is a very good tweet. He has the receipts, as the youths would say.

I’m about to start teaching home ec out of my house to earn some money while I am in the middle of my divorce. My mom homeschooled me for several years and didn’t teach me science or math, but taught me to cook, clean, sew, etc. I am an excellent housewife with shitty basic math skills.

Yep - and as late as the 80s Motley Crue were doing it and claiming the same thing.

Bebe Beull (Liv Tyler’s mom) used to wax poetic about how in her day it wasn’t just sex - she and her fellow super groupies, she insisted, were muses who “played mental chess” with all the stars they bedded.(Or was the “mental chess”…

My mom gets this weird puzzle catalog that I’ve seen some of the puzzles they done in. I don’t know why my mom gets the catalog since she’s done like one puzzle in the last 10 years. I think she just likes getting mail.

High five, I agree. It would finally be someone on Fox going blond that can half pull it off. I AM LOOKING AT YOU DONNA

Especially considering that unfortunate mishap with the acid a few years ago....

Aw man, so sorry :(.

I’d really like to see him as a Supreme Court justice actually. The display of intelligence would be astounding. And it’d probably make Scalia’s head burst open from rage.

My mother comes from a textbook dysfunctional family and she brings scratch cards to Christmas Eve to diffuse and and all tense situations. Drunk Uncle starts bringing up some bullshit from 40 years ago? Hey, look everyone, scratch cards! Joe and Nicole who should really just get divorced start bickering? Who wants a…

All this talk of cahoots just makes me miss Scream Queens.

We stayed together for about four more years. Needless to say our sex life became quite interesting/amazing after this. It honestly didn’t bother me that much, being monogamous and living in the Hamptons and then NYC wasn’t really an interest of mine or his. We are still friends on Facebook, and would occasionally run…

I would kill to see Britney in Vegas but she’s been on vacation the last two times I’ve gone. I did get to see Mariah Carey. But I have no desire to see Celine.

Definitely. It also humanizes rapists in a way that doesn't absolve them, but instead points out that they are not simply a bunch of psychopaths roving the streets at night looking to hurt someone. Instead they are normal guys — friends, roommates, brothers — who are capable of acting this way, which is much more…