I had a Batman Returns sleeping bag and was not allowed to see the movie.

Your last sentence reminds me that Daniel Waters wrote a CATWOMAN screenplay that was to be a sequel to BR. It’s just as batshit and Michelle would have killed it.

In one draft, Selina kills Chip by drowning him with her carpet or something?

All the soap actresses crying! I can’t think about his speech or I’ll start, too.

The cut-off for a single person to qualify for Section 42 housing is $31K. The number itself just feels like a slap in the face to the working poor. Carson is soft-spoken and Jesus-y and also very, very rich.

People really don’t realize all the religious subtext, do they? Or they go the other way. Now there are videos for Christian Yoga, where you can do yoga without chanting because Namaste (“the light in me sees the light in you”) somehow upsets Jesus? I was on a road trip and listening to a religious talk show. The…

Why is it so hard to find a good virtual Monopoly? On my crappy PC in the ‘90s, I had a version that let you personalize your name and add all the house rules you want. The version on Xbox only lets you pick ONE house rule and it drives me crazy! I want money in Free Parking *and* double payout on Go! End rant.

Why is it so hard to find a good virtual Monopoly? On my crappy PC in the ‘90s, I had a version that let you…

Is Dolan just ridiculous to work with? WWE used to do shows at MSG all the time, and now they’re always at Barclays when they’re in town.

I only use it for the Snapmap because I am the only old person in my peer group who doesn’t have an iPhone.

Oh, summer of 2013. I was youngish and in love with a closeted man who resembled Chris Hemsworth. When this song came on, we would dance suggestively. Then it would occasionally become my “Brittany Murphy in Clueless” song. It was a strange time.

TUXEDO CAT! My childhood one lived to be 18. I never knew a more affectionate pet.

I stay at my mom’s house quite often. She has three cats - two are docile, very sweet big barn cats that my brother rescued but she ended up taking. They usually sleep on her bed with no incident.

Which is what informed Jimmy’s anger. He knew he could afford Billy’s medical bills, but that the families of other sick children literally needed CHIP to survive and Congress didn’t give a hoot.

My drink of choice is usually vodka (or tequila ... Uh-oh), but I still love this interview! I especially love that while Martha can afford anything, she is adamant that most consumers aren’t looking for $100+ bottles and to drink what you like, as long as it isn’t crap.

Yes! And she also gives credit to others. She knows she has a good palate in part because an expert in the field agreed with her and gave her that confidence. I heart Martha.

The part when she bombs her MTV audition because of her dyslexia broke my damn heart.

Aren’t they? A year after getting her, my mom took in two big, previously traumatized barn cats my brother had adopted. They are the sweetest, most docile things, and this tiny tortie is always either cuddling them, bathing them, or starting fights because there are eight chairs in the room but she wants the one that…

Tina Fey refused to discuss her scar for years, in part because of how traumatizing it was for her but moreso her parents; she was randomly attacked by a creep in her own front yard as a kid).

Our childhood cat was a male tuxedo cat who was BEYOND affectionate. A few years after he passed, my mom adopted a very hyper and spirited tortie who has no chill and only wants to snuggle if it is 3 AM or if you have just announced that you are going to get up and do something. She is the worst yet best cat I have…

Somewhere along the latter. One of the more outspoken students tweeted “Literally no one asked for this”, and DeVos’s people made a press release last night saying her visit would be closed to the media. My cynical self wonders if it’s a way to later respond to critics by counter-attacking with “We went down to…