I slept through every “classic” film in high school. In my defense, the lights were always off!

I remember Thursdays when they paired it with “The Crew”, which was basically “Friends” in an airport.

The one where Molly Shannon is the annoying paramedic who never shuts up about her son and then Dr. Cox finds out her son is dead absolutely destroys me.

I saw “George of Jungle” in the theater as a kid and I am STILL attracted to dim but kind dudes with big muscles.

Ted obviously has never seen the episode.

That last ABC show was *hilarious* and they cancelled it anyway. KRISTIN CHENOWETH WANT FUNYUN????

I listen to Christian talk radio a lot (because one show I really like and the rest I listen to so I can figure out how scared I can be). The idea of declaring porn as a national health crisis is from evangelicals. If it gets a certain declaration, then they can seek federal funding to research and prevent it. But…

I think ER consistently had medical advisers on staff.

Some of the survivors are clapping back on Twitter. Part of me thinks it’s awesome but the other part of me just weeps that, in the wake of unimaginable tragedy, they are being trolled by people twice their ages.

I have read that Britney wasn’t the same, dancing-wise, after tearing hers.

And it derailed Shane West’s ascent from teen heartthrob leading man!

Right? I remember reading about the sidewalk fight, but it was always framed as a story about a dysfunctional campaign. I never heard about the affair until the Wolff book.

That’s ridiculous. Did he pay with cash? AUS may be different, but most stores should find things with your card or offer an e-receipt. I guess you could donate them =/

We got two assholes banned from our store after they were denied a return and threw a shit fit. ‘Twas GLORIOUS.

Alterations are done in-house which is a big part of it, but I should have been more specific. I am talking about a man who will have four pairs altered and want to return them because he doesn’t like the color, or this crazy woman who spends thousands and returns literally EVERYTHING she buys, altered or not.

I declare that a legitimate return.

I work at a department store and it is mind-boggling what people will bring in.

I am so sorry for what happened to your friend.

It makes me wonder if Tim Burton and Daniel Waters made Batman Returns as dark and weird as they could for the same reasons.

1986 here. There were five Jennys in my twin brother’s third grade class.